anglofag:

shadzu:

chienoir:

sassy-lesbian-lorax:

url-goes-here:

aqueousescapist:

roxylalondeseyelashes:

thebluehuntress:

mintyflavored:

cheesu:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

HE QUIK FO JUMPS OVER HE LA DOG

TE UIC RWN  JUS VER TE LAY DG

welp

THE QUICKN BROWN FOPX JUMPS OVER THE LAY DOPS

THE QIOCK RPWN FOX JUMPST OVER THE LAZY DOG

damjoit

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER TE LAZY O

Huh.

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER TH LSZY DOG

H CKK BN FX JMS V  LAZ FG

omg

TE UIC RWN  JUS VER TE LAY DG

THEUIKROWFIJUPSOERTHELAYDOG

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

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HEY. FOLLOWERS.

knerzig:

bootyinspector:

YOU SEE THIS GIANT NERDDDDDD RIGHT HERE???

NO, SERIOUSLY, THIS NERD RIGHT HERE

YEAH,

IT IS HER GODDAMNED BIRTHDAY TODAY

SO YOU SHOULD ALL SEND HER SOME GODDAMNED LOVE

HERES HER TUMBLR

GO AT IT

Do it people, go tell her how awesome she is on her name day.

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i should be asleep

preshbby:

people were saying i’m a good equius and i just

no

but then i had acen memories

remember when i was the most out of character equius ever???? and i danced around and got excited about madoka magica junk

and then i lost kate and i was flipping my shit and i started crying and i pretty much had a moirail shoosh pap experience in the hotel

but then i found kate and i cried some more and then we had meetup fun

and cassie and vinny were perfect moirails the whole con and just perfectomg

and PAIGE WAS IN CHARACTER JOHN OMFG threatening to murder people if they ate her candy bracelet

and KATE was my gray buddy and we loved cocaine

and alex you were a sassy ass john 

JLFKDASJ AND THE PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN THAT ROOM OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THAT

AND SIS  

SIS NO 

WHY DO YOU LIVE IN NARNIA

STOP IT

OH MY GOD THESE ARE ALL SO CUTE!! DAMMIT MELANIE. STOP SPREADING YOUR CON FEELS LIKE A DISEASE. I MISS ACEN. FUCK.

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balphesian:

When Shrimp wrote me this amazing shortfic for my birthday, I had to illustrate it. All my buttons. All of them were pushed. So then: this! The Angel of Lies and the Angel of Thunder facing off on Loki’s lonely asteroid.

balphesian:

When Shrimp wrote me this amazing shortfic for my birthday, I had to illustrate it. All my buttons. All of them were pushed. So then: this! The Angel of Lies and the Angel of Thunder facing off on Loki’s lonely asteroid.

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PROSTATE CAVE

shimeivalentine:

prinzeotto:

shimeivalentine:

prinzeotto:

PROSTATE CAVE

Oh my god my phrase on tumblr how did I know you would post this as soon as I said it?
I’m laughing myself to tears at your reaction. Why don’t you like the words Prostate Cave? 

Paigey, I love you oh my god.

(Source: doctorbutters)

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flatbear:

dead-logic:

I just read this very interesting article: Why Loki Won in the Avengers.  Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.

Mind: Blown. It always bugged me that Loki was so careless about drawing the Hulk out, knowing full well he could be beaten by the creature. This is just…ahhh. AHHH.

flatbear:

dead-logic:

I just read this very interesting article:

Why Loki Won in the Avengers.

Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.

Mind: Blown. It always bugged me that Loki was so careless about drawing the Hulk out, knowing full well he could be beaten by the creature. This is just…ahhh. AHHH.

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