Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
HE QUIK FO JUMPS OVER HE LA DOG
TE UIC RWN JUS VER TE LAY DG
welp
THE QUICKN BROWN FOPX JUMPS OVER THE LAY DOPS
THE QIOCK RPWN FOX JUMPST OVER THE LAZY DOG
damjoit
TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUP OVER TE LAZY O
Huh.
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER TH LSZY DOG
H CKK BN FX JMS V LAZ FG
omg
TE UIC RWN JUS VER TE LAY DG
THEUIKROWFIJUPSOERTHELAYDOG
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
HEY. FOLLOWERS.
YOU SEE THIS GIANT NERDDDDDD RIGHT HERE???
NO, SERIOUSLY, THIS NERD RIGHT HERE
YEAH,
IT IS HER GODDAMNED BIRTHDAY TODAY
SO YOU SHOULD ALL SEND HER SOME GODDAMNED LOVE
GO AT IT
Do it people, go tell her how awesome she is on her name day.
i should be asleep
people were saying i’m a good equius and i just
no
but then i had acen memories
remember when i was the most out of character equius ever???? and i danced around and got excited about madoka magica junk
and then i lost kate and i was flipping my shit and i started crying and i pretty much had a moirail shoosh pap experience in the hotel
but then i found kate and i cried some more and then we had meetup fun
and cassie and vinny were perfect moirails the whole con and just perfectomg
and PAIGE WAS IN CHARACTER JOHN OMFG threatening to murder people if they ate her candy bracelet
and KATE was my gray buddy and we loved cocaine
and alex you were a sassy ass john
JLFKDASJ AND THE PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN THAT ROOM OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THAT
AND SIS
SIS NO
WHY DO YOU LIVE IN NARNIA
STOP IT
OH MY GOD THESE ARE ALL SO CUTE!! DAMMIT MELANIE. STOP SPREADING YOUR CON FEELS LIKE A DISEASE. I MISS ACEN. FUCK.
When Shrimp wrote me this amazing shortfic for my birthday, I had to illustrate it. All my buttons. All of them were pushed. So then: this! The Angel of Lies and the Angel of Thunder facing off on Loki’s lonely asteroid.
PROSTATE CAVE
PROSTATE CAVE
Oh my god my phrase on tumblr how did I know you would post this as soon as I said it?
I’m laughing myself to tears at your reaction. Why don’t you like the words Prostate Cave?
Paigey, I love you oh my god.
(Source: doctorbutters)
I just read this very interesting article:
Why Loki Won in the Avengers.
Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.Mind: Blown. It always bugged me that Loki was so careless about drawing the Hulk out, knowing full well he could be beaten by the creature. This is just…ahhh. AHHH.












